Move over Frankie, Mr. Geoffrey hits Atlantic City baby!

The fabulous Trump Taj Mahal. I feel like I'm back in India! Caesars- the gold fixtures and plastic sculptures spell "Classsss" I lost my shirt at the penny slots!

My Two Weeks in Greece

Who can resist newborn kittens?

Help! I'm being suffocated by kitty butts!Mr. Geoffrey dosn't have a heart of stone.

I had "business" in Dubai, don't ask...

All tucked in after a long day.

I'll take mine with extra spicy masala, please.

Check me out on the streets of Hyderabad, India!

Finally, a home of my own

And it's edible!

Jack-O'-Lantern

Friiiisco!

First tourist trap, I mean stop--Fisherman's Wharf

Lombardi StreetHold on! There goes my ride.Look out below! (from the WWII submarine, the USS Pampanito)Did I have too many libations last night or are the buildings leaning a little bit? I'm on a Segway, zoom zoom zoom...

Mu-mu-mu-mummies!

Giant Cupcake

First I went to Hong Kong for the Dim Sum

Anyone need a ride, rickshaw style?

 

I was invited to the Hello Kitty wedding! 

 

Worshiping at the Man Mo temple

Then I went to Japan...

I am told the Shogun doesn't like visitors - Nijo Castle, Kyoto My first visit to a Shinto shrine - Harajuku, Tokyo Sensoji Temple - Asakusa, Tokyo  
"Watch out Geoffrey, Behind YOU!" GODZIRRRRAAAA!
 Does that spell the end for Mr. Geoffrey?...

New York Aquarium

FISHHHHHHHH!

My totally ancient adventure: Greece!

Athens

Friends, Romans, countryman… lend me your ears The Acropolis

Olympia

The original Olympic stadium

Knossos, Krete

Ahhh... Greek life