Friiiisco!

First tourist trap, I mean stop--Fisherman's Wharf

Lombardi StreetHold on! There goes my ride.Look out below! (from the WWII submarine, the USS Pampanito)Did I have too many libations last night or are the buildings leaning a little bit? I'm on a Segway, zoom zoom zoom...

Mu-mu-mu-mummies!

Giant Cupcake

First I went to Hong Kong for the Dim Sum

Anyone need a ride, rickshaw style?

 

I was invited to the Hello Kitty wedding! 

 

Worshiping at the Man Mo temple

Then I went to Japan...

I am told the Shogun doesn't like visitors - Nijo Castle, Kyoto My first visit to a Shinto shrine - Harajuku, Tokyo Sensoji Temple - Asakusa, Tokyo  
"Watch out Geoffrey, Behind YOU!" GODZIRRRRAAAA!
 Does that spell the end for Mr. Geoffrey?...

New York Aquarium

FISHHHHHHHH!

My totally ancient adventure: Greece!

Athens

Friends, Romans, countryman… lend me your ears The Acropolis

Olympia

The original Olympic stadium

Knossos, Krete

Ahhh... Greek life

Mr. Geoffrey Goes to Washington

Mr. Geoffrey Goes to Washington, part 2

Smithsonian Museum, Julia Child's kitchen!

At the MoMA

Pablo Picasso

Andy Warhol Jackson Pollock

Christmas in New York

Sacks Fifth Avenue Window Display St. Patrick's Cathedral Nativity That's a Big Tree! Ok, it's cold... let's get out of here!

The Village Halloween Parade

I'm in disguise

Gnomes take Manhattan!